The good, the bad and the Ed Hardy crap.

Stupid Things:

1. People who drive bright yellow convertibles (My car doesn't count. It's light yellow and a tracker.)

2. Abercrombie and Fitch

3. Daring, or otherwise egging on, your friends to share their "testimony" in testimony meeting

4. TMIing on the internet. I don't want to know about your near and dear's prostate cancer, your failed relationship or your ultra detailed and personal spiritual experience

5. People who don't wear deodorant

6. College debt

7. Rushing into marriage

8. Jacob Have I Loved

9. Drinking and drugs

10. This video and song

11. Terrorism

12. The new Dixie mascot

13. Threatening chain letters

14. House fires

15. Sloth

16. Chupacabras

17. Ed Hardy paraphernalia

18. Genetics

19. Stagnant life

20. Zits

Things that are not stupid:
1. Cupcakes

2. Sabrina the Teenage Witch

3. Pre-mortal BFs

4. Kelsie and Paul's doggie, Regina

5. Fake tattoos

6. Hammocks

7. Hot baths

8. Narnia

9. Things that glow in the dark

10. Astronomy

11. Bollywood

11. Clean houses

12. Fresh daffodils

13. Cheese filled hot dogs

14. Summer

15. Bubble gum

16. Peter Pan

17. Marriage and it's "benefits"

18. The Jonas Bros

19. John Denver

20. SVU

There you go, the bad and the good.

Valentine Dysphoria.

Okay, I'm not really depressed or anything but Valentines can really wear on a girl! Every year that heart-winged steed pulling the chariot of love ushers in a day so dismal you can hear asexual microorganisms in the Southern Ocean keening. YouTube's wires buzz with the overloading demands for Morrissey music videos!

I will be at home, gaining 17 pounds in chocolate and preservative wax on my thighs. A box of kittens poured over my head couldn't distract my mind from the ever present reality of my singleness on this day. Wal-Mart, the devil and Ann Coulter only teamed up to create a few things on this earth and here they are:

1. Wurthering Heights (The devil entered Emily Bronte's body at the age of 13, a few years later she wrote this book.)

2. Valentines Day

3. Olivia from The City

4. Rye bread

5. Bono

Okay then, the truth of the matter is I was just saying that all for funsies...mostly...
I actually like to use Valentines Day as a celebration of friendship.

"Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God." -John 4:7


ADOPT ME BRANGELINA! Love, Laura