I had a serious confession to make. A confession that makes me a hypocrite and the bane of friends, family, the good people of Earth, and the following websites:
I wear leggings as pants ALL THE TIME.
I would NEVER wear them to work, unless they were under a dress with tall boots and it was mid winter.
I would NEVER wear them to church with a short skirt, there is no "unless" with this one.
Dancing in front of people? Yes, spandex!
Halloween costumes, check.
Bubble wrap/post tennis dance party, check.
Laser tag, check.
Parties, check.
A day out on the town, check.
A long walk, check.
Hare Krishna temples? Check.
I guess I just don't care. I do not condone wearing super thin, see through tights as pants. I realize that the For the Strength of Youth says we shouldn't wear tight-fitting clothing. I realize that Doris Day wouldn't do it. But I also realize they make my butt look hot. I also realize they are so comfortable I could die. I also realize that I can do yoga at any time. I also realize that it was good enough for Jill Taylor on Home Improvement. I also realize that modesty is in your heart and it's individual. I guess I can't help it, toeing the line runs in my family, and I'm damn proud.
Oh man, I forgot about that dance. I am cracking up. Love this post...
ReplyDeleteWell, I met a kid on my mission, who told us that some lady had had a vision of Heaven and Hell, and there were a bunch of people in Hell for using leggings as pants. True story.
ReplyDeleteI was also going there for having short hair.