Okay, first of all, I'm totally serious.
The other day I was thinking about it and really, farting is hilarious.
Our bodies make funny sounds that squeeze out of us like a balloon slowing having its air released...and those sounds smell! How is that not funny?
I suppose some situations are simply just inappropriate farting times...like...NOPE. Every situation that I think of where farting would be awful could just become funny! And come on, who doesn't want a good laugh at a funeral, a wedding, or with a lover?
Some people might suggest that farting is just rude in polite company, as is belching, but really it's just a load of cultural crap. Crap..haha...farts..
I mean really, when's the last time a mentally healthy adult reprimanded a baby for farting?
Our bodies are amazing things; they perform some of the most complex processes constantly and without any conscience effort on our part. One of the things they do is process waste- they use what they need and discard the toxic junk. Farting is one of the ways they discard junk and I don't know about you, but I think it's ridiculous to hold in toxic waste when you could just so easily...FART.
Post script: I work with 11 year-olds 5 days a week; I'm used to strange smells and sounds.
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