Is it like this for you? Bittersweet? A wonderful burden? One minute I’m out of this world, whistling and skipping down the street, happy- and the next moment I’m stomping my way home shouting “STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID HAIR! STUPID FACE! STUPID EYES! STUPID CHIN! STUPID EARS! STUPID MAN!” Yeah, such is the life of the single gal/guy.
What about this? I want to tell him everything! I just want to say, “I know I stutter and sound like an idiot around you, but I have good reasons! One, I’ve been sick! Two, you’re so good looking and funny and charming! I can’t think clearly around you!” Or how about, “You know, you have fantastic lips…”etc. What’s more, I want to tell him everything about me! I want him to know about my plans and dreams! Uggh, I guess everyone doesn’t feel this way when they have a crush…just me. I want him to know me. And more importantly, I want to know everything about him! I want him to hold my hand and go on walks with me!
And I’m getting to that point- the point of giving up! I’ve sent some HUGE hints, not even hints- BILLBOARDS! So I guess it’s at that point where the ball is in his court and he’s decided to ignore the ball and play badminton (there’s not ball in badminton!!!). If he doesn’t ask me out soon I’m going to…I’m going to…please, what am I going to do? Nothing. Wallow. Watch Doris Day movies and daydream about my crush until I see him with his arm around some other girl and then I will bawl my eyes out.
Now here’s where some of you might be saying, “Ask him out!” But you’re wrong. Guys say they want girls to ask them out, but they don’t- so don’t even go there.
I know EXACTLY how you are feeling. If you aren't going to ask him out, and he is going to, then focus on another guy for a little while. Avoid places you'll see your crush, and I promise that soon you'll be over it!
ReplyDeleteI think the best way to get over one crush is the find another- the problem is, I can't find one!
ReplyDeleteNo, I think the best way to get over a crush is to find a TV series you love and watch it from beginning to end, developing an unhealthy and unrealistic crush on the main male character, thus abandoning your social life, and eliminating all run ins with aforementioned crush. I recommend Lost, because Mathew Fox is seriously the most handsome man EVER, but just remember, he is MINE!!!
ReplyDeleteI like your thinking- and I am a few seasons behind on Lost...Matthew Fox is so good looking!
ReplyDeletemy suggestion is this: it is both sexier and healthier to not be so totally available. fill your life and thoughts with fulfilling relationships and activities (art!!, your calling, traveling, friends, etc).. Tell yourself you're ok with your sitch-e-ation and move him way down on the priority list, secretly letting him have a temporary spot in your little love heart unless he makes a move to make himself more permanent. .. Pick your head up, put together a cute outfit, and be the happy, sexy lady you are!
ReplyDeleteI would prefer a "snake in my boot" to a scorpion in my shoe
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