Life goal number two, pick up liter. Please note that I say, "liter," throughout the essay, not litter. MAKE SURE YOU READ IT CORRECTLY, it adds to the amazingness. All run-on sentences and glorious word mistakes included for your enjoyment.
"For one of my contributions to society I want to pick up liter. Yes that’s right, I want to pick up liter, I see trash on the ground, I pick it up and throw it away. Hundreds of innocent seagulls on the coast of California die each year because of liter. They get their heads stuck in plastic can holder and strangle themselves all because people can’t put it in a trashcan. So yes, my goal is to pick up liter.
My purpose for this is to make the world a better place.
This will effect my emotionally because I will save the live of wildlife everywhere, and saving a life is emotional. When a doctor saves a life he feels all happy inside, well that’s how I feel when I save slugs and seagulls.
Physically the world’s pollution rate will drop and maybe I will create a chain reaction, or just stop, liter. I will also have better lower back flexibility because I will bend down a lot.
Mentally I will have improved self esteem and so I will think I’m better and I will be more confident with myself. If I am more confident I will achieve more and be smarter.
In order to achieve this goal I will just do what it is, I will pick up liter when I see it. I could write notes on my hand to remind me or make tapes to play at night to train my sub consciousness into remembering to always pick up liter.
I want to start now and never stop, so the day I’ll stop is the day I’ll die. When can I start, today.
Some roadblocks that may interfere with my goal could be, unsanitary liter (feminine tissues, needles ect.), or forgetting. If the liter is not sanitary than I will simply have to carry around “the grabber”. If I tend to forget I will train my sub consciousness, and write reminders on my hand."
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